SPIRITUAL
HONEY, SWEET TEA.

GO TO
 WAR.
STAY
 HYDRATED.

Honey-sweet tea brewed for the restless.
No cane sugar. No flavor labs. No surrender. No surrender.

7,424 souls in The Order · Limited to 10,000
Four cans of Spiritual Honey Sweet Tea — Unholy Cherry Blaze, Defiant Peach & Oat, Fiery Ginger-Rage, Untamed Lime Lust
BATCH
N° 0001
16oz · 80mg caffeine · 0g cane sugar
✟︎
Real Honey. No Cane Sugar.
Single-origin wildflower honey. Nothing snuck in the back door.
⚒︎
80mg Caffeine, Real Tea.
Cold-brewed black tea. Enough to win the day.
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Few Ingredients. No Fillers.
If we can't say it, we don't can it.

NOT TEA FOR THE
timid.

Some people drink sweet tea on a porch swing. We drink it on the go.

Honey is not gentle.
 Neither are we.

01 Batch N°01 · One Flavor

THE ONE.

Bee on a honey sword
Spiritual Honey Sweet Tea — Sweet Chaos can
★ Batch N°01 · Shipping Late Summer 2026
N°01 · Brewed Slow. Drunk Fast.

Sweet
Chaos

Raw wildflower honey, cold-brewed black tea, and nothing hiding in the back. Sweet enough to sin. Strong enough to mean it. The only flavor dropping in Batch N°01.

67
Calories
0g
Added Sugar
80mg
Caffeine
Limited · First Access
02 What's actually in it

FEW
INGREDIENTS.

ZERO BULLSHIT.

Honey, brewed black tea, real fruit, and water. That's the whole list. No cane sugar, no "natural flavors," no dyes.

Raw honeycomb dripping with honey
67
Calories
0g
Added Sugar
22g
Honey
80mg
Caffeine
16oz
Per Can

WITHOUT THE BEES,
THERE IS NO TEA.

We give a percentage of every can back to the bees, because without them, we'd all be dead.. Because without them, we'd all be dead.

03 What The Faithful Are Saying
Reactions from early testers — pre-launch sample batch
★︎★︎★︎★︎★︎
"Drank it at 4am before a 16-hour pour. Didn't shake. Didn't crash. Will build on it again."
Danny C.
General Contractor · Phoenix, AZ
★︎★︎★︎★︎★︎
"I've tried everything. This is the only can I've felt good about. Its borderline violent and I love it."
Jake T.
Combat Sports · Las Vegas, NV
★︎★︎★︎★︎★︎
"We put this on the office supply order. The team is sharper and our meetings got shorter. I'm not asking questions."
R. Hayes
Founder & CEO · Austin, TX
Bee gladiator
✟ The Order

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First crates go to The Order before any shelf sees it. Early access, limited run. Get notified once Batch N°01 is ready. Before it's gone.

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04 Questions of Faith

BEFORE YOU ENLIST.

How do I get one?
The first run isn't on shelves yet. Join The Order below which secures your place in line. When it's ready, Order members get notified early with first access before any other person or store.
When does it ship?
Batch N°01 ships late summer 2026 to The Order list first. Be notified once the limited run is ready before it's gone.
How much sugar / caffeine?
Zero added cane sugar — 22g of real honey and fruit. About 80mg caffeine from cold-brewed black tea. Same neighborhood as a cup of coffee, minus the anxiety spiral.
What's the bee conservation pledge?
A percentage of every can sold goes directly to bee conservation. Bees pollinate 75% of the crops that feed us. We wouldn't be alive without them. It's not just charity ... We owe them.
Will this make me a better person?
No. But it tastes like it will.
Batch N°01 Brewed Slow. Drunk Fast.