SPIRITUAL
HONEY, SWEET TEA.

GO TO
 WAR.
STAY
 HYDRATED.

Honey-sweet tea brewed for the restless.
No fake sugar. No flavor labs. No surrender. No surrender.

Four cans of Spiritual Honey Sweet Tea — Unholy Cherry Blaze, Defiant Peach & Oat, Fiery Ginger-Rage, Untamed Lime Lust
BATCH
N° 0001
Real Honey. No Fake Sugar.
80mg Caffeine. Real Tea.
Ø
Few Ingredients. No Fillers.

NOT TEA FOR THE
timid.

Some people drink sweet tea on a porch swing. We drink it on the go.

Honey is not gentle.
 Neither are we.

01 The Lineup

THE ONE.

Spiritual Honey Sweet Tea bee warrior mascot holding a honey sword
Spiritual Honey Sweet Tea — Sweet Chaos can
★ Batch N°01 · Brewed Slow. Drunk Fast.

Sweet
Chaos

Raw wildflower honey, cold-brewed black tea, and nothing hiding in the back. Sweet enough to sin. Strong enough to mean it. The only flavor dropping in Batch N°01.

67
Calories
0g
Refined Sugar
80mg
Caffeine
Limited · First Access
02 What's actually in it

FEW
INGREDIENTS.

ZERO BULLSHIT.

Honey, brewed black tea, and water. That's the whole list. No fake sugar, no "natural flavors," no dyes.

Raw honeycomb dripping with honey
67
Calories
0g
Refined Sugar
22g
Honey
80mg
Caffeine
16oz
Per Can

WITHOUT THE BEES,
THERE IS NO TEA.

We give a percentage of every can back to the bees, because without them, we'd all be dead.. Because without them, we'd all be dead.

03 What The Faithful Are Saying
Reactions from early testers — pre-launch sample batch
★︎★︎★︎★︎★︎
"I keep a cooler in the truck and this is the only thing in it that's not water. My guys kept taking them so I'm already out."
Danny C.
General Contractor · Phoenix, AZ
★︎★︎★︎★︎★︎
"Best thing I've found to drink before training. I went through my cans in four days, so now I'm waiting to buy more."
Jake T.
Combat Sports · Las Vegas, NV
★︎★︎★︎★︎★︎
"Brought a few to the office and now the whole team drinks it. I've since been told to get more every week."
R. Hayes
Founder & CEO · Austin, TX
Spiritual Honey bee gladiator warrior mascot
✟ The Order

JOIN THE ORDER.
DRINK IT FIRST.

First crates go to The Order before any shelf sees it. Early access, limited run. Get notified once Batch N°01 is ready. Before it's gone.

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04 Questions of Faith

BEFORE YOU ENLIST.

How do I get one?
The first run isn't on shelves yet. Join The Order below which secures your place in line. When it's ready, Order members get notified early with first access before any other person or store.
When does it ship?
Batch N°01 is still brewing and ships to The Order list first. Be notified once the limited run is ready, before it's gone.
How much sugar / caffeine?
Zero fake sugar — 22g of real honey. About 80mg caffeine from cold-brewed black tea. Same neighborhood as a cup of coffee, minus the anxiety spiral.
What's the bee conservation pledge?
A percentage of every can sold goes directly to bee conservation. Bees pollinate 75% of the crops that feed us. We wouldn't be alive without them. It's not just charity ... We owe them.
Will this make me a better person?
No. But it tastes like it will.
Batch N°01 Brewed Slow. Drunk Fast.